Written by Luveaucek at 21:32 16/2-2012
Witnessing the amazing power of "The Beast" during this seasons Essex tour, Wryen Luveau hired a team of scientists to begin developing new tactics to cope with the beast on the road.
Their first tactic is simple. Our water carrier will suffer a bit more now as they'll carry 6 additional beast treats. While distributing our Canteens and Bars, the water carrier will also deliver our specially designed beast morsels for his enjoyment.
The team plans to test the follow recipes:
Dried Atlantic Cod jerky sticks.
Deep fried turkey legs battered in dried egg whites.
Caribou steaks injected with cheddar, and parmesan cheeses.
Assorted unsweetened baking chocolate covered; pumpkin, sesame, and sunflower seeds, pistachios, cashews and almonds.
If these fail, they may consider testing raw soybeans also, but our analysts feel the beast will not be fond of them.
Stay tuned:
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Throw a portugese guy in and I'm sure it'll work.
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